In praise of things not-so-new

I was on my riding mower today thinking it was about time to get a new one. My wife bought me this machine for my birthday a several years ago and it’s beginning to tired and worn. (Much like its owner, I suspect.) I have seen some new mowers at Lowes that look sleek and powerful and have features this one could not have dreamed of like hydrostatic transmissions and cruise control. Of course, they also cost several times what mine did as well.

After entertaining this idea for a while I decided our current budget simply would not allow me to make that kind of purchase right now. Instead I chose to clean the old beast up the best I could and try to make it last a bit longer. I washed it and it looked better. I waxed it and it looked better still. Then I took Armour All to it and cleaned out the harder to reach places. It shone like a new penny. Actually, to my eye, it was better than a new penny; it had a weathered warrior look that I was certain no new machine could match; as if to says, “I’ve mowed a thousand lawns and still look this good!”

Suddenly I was proud of my trusty workhorse. I rode it around the block to make sure my neighbors got a good look at it…and me. I started looking for other things around the house that I could give the same treatment. The toaster oven was first. It always looks like a wreck, but now, it’s a thing of beauty; a trusted friend who always comes through for me. The vacuum cleaner, the car, my tools; all got the same treatment and each in turn gave me that feeling of quiet dependable confidence. As a matter of fact, I began to feel better about myself. Sure I’m not as young and svelt as I once was, but I too have mowed a thousand lawns and have lived to tell about it. I have delivered a thousand assignments on time and on budget and still turn my wife’s head on occasion.

Shiny and new is great, but it doesn’t hold a candle to tried and true. That’s my motto… and I’m sticking to it!

Disney in Mississippi? Never!

 

The Magic Kingdom through plantation oaks

When Stephen Foster was writing the song “Old Folks at Home” he needed the name of a river for the first line of the song. He asked his brother, a riverboat guide, to make some suggestions. First suggested was the Yazoo River in Mississippi but Foster didn’t like the sound of it. Next his brother suggested the Peedee River in South Carolina. Foster didn’t like the sound of that at all.

After consulting an atlas, Foster’s brother suggested the Suwannee in North Florida. “That’s it,” Foster gushed and promptly wrote down “Swannee” as it fit the meter of the song better. The song was a huge hit at the time and even today everyone knows the first line “Way down upon the Swanee River.”  The song also inspired many to make the journey to Florida to see what everyone was singing about. Thus began Florida’s burgeoning tourism business; a business that grew and grew until it began to attract the attention of some very powerful people.
In 1959 Walt Disney started looking for another themepark location when he learned that fewer than 2% of Disneyland’s visitor’s were from east of the Mississippi even though that was home to 75% of the country’s population. He looked at several locations but chose Orlando for its proximity to I-4 and the Florida Turnpike as well as the strategic location of McCoy Air Force Base, now Orlando International Airport. And, of course, its high percentage of tourists. Disney died before seeing the completion of his dream but it now attracts millions of tourists, locals and foriegners to its hallowed gates and now Disney World and Orlando are nearly synonymous.

So the questions arises; if Stephen Foster had taken his brother’s first choice of rivers, the Yazoo, would tourism have exploded in Mississippi instead of Florida? Would Disney have searched for a location near I-20 and I-55 at Jackson rather than Orlando? Would Mickey have developed a southern accent? Would Minnie have learned to bake fried chicken and pecan pie? We can only speculate; but we can be sure of one thing; we need to choose our words carefully!

Published in:  on December 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm Leave a Comment
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